Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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