Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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