I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
