Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I want a musical about memes.
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