So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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