I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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