Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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