You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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