He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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