it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
