Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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