Those balls look pretty dangerous.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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