Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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