is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
