Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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