YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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