Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
North Korea, Best Korea!
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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