well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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