Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There's always time for handjobs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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