I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my being single is dangerous.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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