this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
