Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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