I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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