Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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