I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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