Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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