just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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