I got chris browned last night
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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