Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
