have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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