All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it hurts more in the daytime
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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