The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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