Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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