I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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