My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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