I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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