and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Randomize
