You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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