so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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