I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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