it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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