he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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