i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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