Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Randomize
