so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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