Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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