It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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