We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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