We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
