i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
