is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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