its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
wow bdsm is so cute
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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