but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
