Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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