haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Two words: nipple clamps
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