i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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